The votes are in, the pie charts are closed, and the people (and Babes) have spoken! After an incredibly tight race in this year’s General Election, Falkor has been elected HOA President of Odd Man Inn Animal Refuge.

His campaign, No Babe Left Behind, resonated far and wide, bringing together voters who believe in building an inclusive sanctuary for everyone who calls (and will call) Odd Man Inn home.

But Falkor won’t be leading alone. He’s building a cabinet of this year’s outstanding candidates, each bringing their unique strengths (and visions) to his administration.

• Sneaky Ella, our new Vice President, will continue FIXating on the facilities with precision, planning, and binder tabs.
• Jedediah, Minister of Health, will keep the shade flowing and preventative care top of mind.
• Uncle Floyd, Chairman of the Snip and Spay, will bring his unwavering commitment to reproductive wellness.
• Yoda, Secretary of Labor and Balance, will ensure fairness, rest, and peppermint paychecks for all.
• Chester, Secretary of Snacks, will ensure snack equity remains a daily reality.
• Sid the Swamp Pig, Director of Swampland Security, will protect our right to swamp freely.